Monty Python t-shirt selection
The term Monty Python is the collective name of a group of six predominately British actors, comedians, and artists, who together created the British sketch comedy show Monty Python's Flying Circus, which aired on the BBC from 1969 to 1974. Below, we present a selection of Monty Python t-shirts that celebrate the numerous movies, albums, and stage productions that the Flying Circus has spawned. Don't miss the cool Killer Rabbit Monty Python t-shirt and the Ministry of Silly Walks tee. The Pythons include Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin. Their movies include 1979's Life of Brian and Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which pokes fun at the legend of King Arthur. Browse related items such as toys, Black Knight costumes, and Monty Python Killer Rabbit slippers. Start browsing Monty Python t-shirts.
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Monty Python Killer Rabbit t-shirt
Description: This bestselling tee brings to mind the quote, "It's just an ordinary rabbit, isn't it?" The front of the tee features a picture of the guilty Monty Python Killer Rabbit, also known as the Rabbit of Caerbannog. "We'll not risk another frontal assault." Obviously, that advice wasn't heeded or there wouldn't be a pile of bones. This Killer Rabbit Monty Python t-shirt is the perfect tribute to the hilarious movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Also, look for the Killer Rabbit slippers below. They'll keep your piggies warm, not bite them off. "That rabbit's dynamite!" Link to: Monty Python Killer Rabbit
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail Knights Who Say Ni!
Description: This humorous Ni T is a fan favorite. The World of Warcraft themed design on the front features a silhouette image of a knight from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail ready to repeat his favorite quote. You'll soon be repeating the Monty Python movie quote, "We want a shrubbery!" In the movie, King Arthur and his men encounter the Knights Who Say Ni on their way to meet the Enchanter. The knights warn Arthur that they will say "Ni" again if he does not appease them. The fronts of these Monty Python t-shirts reveal that they were telling the truth, "Ni!" Link to: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Knights Who Say Ni!
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Ministry of Silly Walks t-shirt
Description: The Ministry of Silly Walks t-shirt celebrates the well known John Cleese sketch that was featured on Monty Python's Flying Circus BBC comedy show. John Cleese portrays a government official in charge of allocating funding for the development of new silly walks. Do you have a silly walk worth patenting? Show it off in this red Monty Python t-shirt that is great for any fan of the Flying Circus. Practice your silly walk in your Killer Rabbit slippers or Holy Grail Monty Python costume (tunic) and helmet. Link to: Ministry of Silly Walks
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Monty Python Killer Rabbit Slippers
Description: It's the Killer Rabbit with Big Pointy Teeth Slippers! The perfect gift for any Monty Python fan, each of these cozy slippers resembles the killer rabbit from the Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie. Despite the creature's violent past, these furry critters have four legs, a partially opened mouth and an adorable tail. They're even cracking a smile...almost. Link to: Monty Python Killer Rabbit Slippers
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Monty Python Tis but a Scratch t-shirt
Description: One of the most memorable scenes in the Holy Grail movie is when King Arthur fights the Black Knight. The quote, "Tis but a scratch," refers to the knight's refusal to give up, even after he has been dismembered. This design features the Black Knight comforting Luke Skywalker after the Jedi loses his hand during his fight with Vader. The morbid comedy contained in the scene is similar to that found in many of the Monty Python and the Flying Circus comedy skits. These Black Knight Monty Python t-shirts are enjoyable joke tees that celebrate the Flying Circus style of British humor. Link to: Monty Python Tis but a Scratch
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The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Description: The front of this Monty Python Holy Grail t-shirt displays King Arthur throwing the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch in a Banksy style design. "'O Lord bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits. In Thy mercy.'" This is referring to the scene from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail where King Arthur uses the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch to defeat the killer rabbit. This Holy Hand Grenade Monty Python t-shirt is perfect for any fan of the movie. Link to: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
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Your Mother Was a Hamster
Description: "Your mother was a hamster," responds the French Guard to King Arthur in the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. This 100% cotton tee features the image of the guard taunting King Arthur for a second time. The statement, "Your mother was a hamster," appears above the image on the front of these Monty Python t-shirts. Taunt your friends with this T, and let them know that a stinker might also be coming in their general direction. Order this with a Monty Python Black Knight t-shirt. Link to: Your Mother Was a Hamster
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Monty Python Quotes t-shirt
Description: This Monty Python Quotes tee displays a collage of well-known lines from both the movies and the Monty Python and the Flying Circus sketch comedy series. John Cleese created the recurring characters in the series. This includes the Gumbies who wear handkerchiefs on their heads, have small moustaches, and hold their arms in ape-like positions. This quotes mashup Monty Python t-shirt is filled with enough movie and Flying Circus skit elements that it will surely please any fan. Pay tribute to the classic British TV show. Link to: Monty Python Quotes
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail Collage t-shirt
Description: This navy Monty Python and the Holy Grail t-shirt features a Monty Python collage on the front of the tee. The design shows images from the Holy Grail and various other Flying Circus skits. Several familiar characters are visible. Wear it whether you're a fan of the movies or the Flying Circus sketch comedy series. Co-directed by Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones, pair this T with the officially licensed movie poster art for Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Link to: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Collage
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Tis But a Scratch DJ t-shirt
Description: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin play the parts of the Knights of the Round table in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The fronts of these Monty Python t-shirts feature a cool interpretation of the Monty Python Tis But a Scratch scene. This design features the Black Knight as a DJ "scratching" records at a turntable. Give it as a gift with a Ministry of Silly Walks tee. Link to: Tis But a Scratch DJ
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The "It's Just a Flesh Wound" Game t-shirt
Description: This fun Monty Python and the Holy Grail It's Just a Flesh Wound tee features an Operation board game style image of the Black Knight on the front. It was inspired by his fight with King Arthur where he refuses to give up, telling Arthur, "It's just a flesh would..." The popular and often repeated Black Knight movie quote appears in red font on the front of this Monty Python t-shirt. Wear it so that your enemies know that you won't back down during a confrontation, even after complete dismemberment. Link to: The "It's Just a Flesh Wound" Game
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Monty Python Spanish Inquisition tee
Description: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" is a quote from a recurring bit on the Flying Circus TV show. It plays on the popular saying that people use when they feel like they're being questioned too much or unfairly judged. During such moments on the show, the actual Spanish Inquisition appears. These Monty Python t-shirts are something completely different. Wear the tee as you eat Spam or practice silly walks. Link to: Monty Python Spanish Inquisition
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail She's a Witch tee
Description: Order this cool Monty Python She's a Witch tee along with a Monty Python Killer Rabbit t-shirt for the perfect Holy Grail movie combo. The front of this bestselling tee features the question that Sir Bedevere asks the citizens in order to prove that a woman is a witch. "What floats in water?" Included in the crowds responses are bread, apples, small rocks and a duck. Wear it with caution, as this tee may have others trying to prove that you're a witch too. Pair it with the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog slippers. Link to: Monty Python and the Holy Grail She's a Witch
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Monty Python Costumes and Helmets
Description: Outfit yourself in the tunic of either King Arthur (left), the Black Knight (middle), or Sir Bedevere (right). Create your own Monty Python costume with one of these great replicas. Add a Monty Python helmet to complete your ensemble. Some of the helmets, though well made, run small and may be better used as collector's pieces. Read the reviews or contact the seller for more information. Represent your favorite character with one of these Holy Grail costumes (tunics). Link to: Monty Python Costumes and Helmets